Wonder Bread & Enlightenment

Wonder bread boy from Medford Oregon writes that he has been enlightened. I find this to be impossible, since any consumer of "wonder bread" would find it impossible to be " light"at anything -- in fact "enfattenment" might be the better description here.

However, "wonder bread" makes an excellent "chum" when fishing for lake Trout, and has the added benefit of fattening your fish before you scoop him into your "wal-mart" net!!

State records will surely fall and I recommend feeding the fish for several months prior to the actual fishing trip, to increase the chance for a trophy catch!! Be advised though, trying to land a fish that resembles a welfare mom filled up on "big gulps" and " snickers", might put an excessive strain on your "wal mart" net, and you would hate to lose that state record to some cheap "chinese " made piece a .........whoops there I go again...

Enjoy the "wonders" of the day--wonder boy and "safe fishing" to ya.....