Runaway Media.

ReganMedia, which produces television shows and has published books by authors such as porn star Jenna Jameson and shock jock Howard Stern, said Thursday that it has acquired the media rights to the life stories of Jennifer Wilbanks and her fiance, John Mason.
Wilbanks will reportedly be raking in a cool $500,000 for the tale of how she staged her own kidnapping just four days before her lavish wedding in April. ReganMedia has not confirmed that any funds changed hands.

Allright, I know this has nothing to do with fishing, even though I am sure that some folks would like to feed "The Runaway Bride" to the fish, but I had to comment on this.

Is this what it has come to?

Is the American public interested only in sensationalized--excuse my French--POOP!

Yes, I am blaming the American public viewing audience for this. Just say no.
That is what the new mantra should be when it comes to things like Jerry Springer, court T.V, or any reality based T.V. show. If they want to do a good makeover show-how about "Television Makeover"--a show where something of actual substance is replaced in time slot between 8:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m.

If we keep tuning in, the "runaway T.V. producers" will keep feeding us more garbage that I won't even let my dog watch. And he drinks out of the toilet!!

$500,000.

That's the going rate these days for disrupting thousands, NO millions of lives, with a bogus lie and fabricated drama. I won't even go into the social ramifications that I am sure is being felt by millions of people who can't even put food on the table, or perhaps a needy child somewhere who could use that money to .... Oh I don't know... maybe get a heart transplant or something!!

No, let's give it to the bimbo to pay for her therapy sessions and help build up the dowery for their impending marriage. Which I am sure will draw another $500,000 for the "live" T.V. broadcast of "Vows or Vamoose", where we will all wait to see if Wilbanks takes the plunge this time. Maybe, the home audience can call in to make the final decision. If we vote for vamoosin'--she can run to the next set, where she can "Flee With the Stars " or run onto the set of "The Bachelor" where she has twenty-five eligible Psychiatrists to pick from!! How about an episode of "Fear Factor", ---"NOOO I just can't do it,John!!"--- then you must take the walk of shame...
Or--- perhaps she can sign a lucrative deal with the milk industry?! GOT BRIDE!
Complete with her milk mustachioed face on the back of a milk carton.

How bout a deal with Nike? Can you see it... the bride at the alter ...looks a little fidgety... lifts white gown to reveal a lovely beaded white pair of Nike Wilbanks... sprints out of the church...pan to Mason(the groom) ... he looks down at his shoes dishearteningly and realizes he has Reeboks on!! JUUUSST DO IT!

Hmmm, you know what? Those ideas are starting to sound pretty good. I better copyright them (C)
so if you are interested, it is going to cost you.

How about $500.000!!